So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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