wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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