question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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