would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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