Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You are the jesus of drinking
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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