small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
