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(208): View more from Idaho

We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.

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(913): View more from Kansas

took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine

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(443): View more from Maryland

And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes

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(802): View more from Vermont

you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.

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(917): View more from New York City

was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since

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(843): View more from South Carolina

No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction

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(516): View more from New York

you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"

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