Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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