It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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