No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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