Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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