You're completely useless in the revolution.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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