There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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