he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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