I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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