? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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