whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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