I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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