Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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