READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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