I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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