I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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