Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Pants are for mortals
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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