Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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