Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So squirting runs in the family.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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