I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
