Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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