I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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