Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
