Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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