Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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