this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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