glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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