She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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