Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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