it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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