Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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