Sponge bath it is.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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