no. you can't hotbox the world.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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