I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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