Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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