pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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