Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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