Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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