Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
And then he peed in my hair
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