I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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