The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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