Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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