And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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