so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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