Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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