I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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