So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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